Saturday, April 3, 2010

BEGGAR NATION

Once upon a time, America was populated by a majority of rugged, self-reliant citizens. These Americans worked hard for what they had, were proud of their accomplishments, no matter how little they may have been, and considered taking charity shameful. If they wanted something they worked for it and if that wasn’t enough, they lived without it. These good people gave money to charity, especially to their churches, to help the poor and to lend a helping hand to a minority of citizens temporarily down on their luck.


A Nation built on the backs of such folks thrived, innovated and excelled like never before seen on this Earth.

Today America finds itself in the grasp of a majority of voters who can’t seem to get enough without taking the bread from the mouths of others. These are not rugged self-reliant types but greedy beggars who, if they can’t earn it, take it from their neighbors instead of doing without.


These new Americans are not ashamed to act needy and not ashamed to ask for charity. These new Americans even take from their children and grandchildren by borrowing trillions of dollars they themselves have no intention of paying.


These sheeple were seduced by a Community Organizer who promised to give them more and more in return for power – and these greedy beggars responded with cheers, tears, and most importantly, votes.

What do we call a Nation populated by a majority that can’t or won’t fend for themselves?


We call it a Beggar Nation.


Love,


Karl Marx

Saturday, March 20, 2010

School Vouchers

The "wealthy" who send their kids to private schools are racist bigots who will not accept school vouchers from the middle class. This is why we must fight against school vouchers which will only be used to send children to fanatical religious-right schools.

We must make sure that the wealthy pay for the middle class's education in gov't schools run by stooges from the Teachers Union. The creation of a school voucher system would only encourage free enterprise (a.k.a. evil capitalism) to build new schools that teach reading, writing, and arithmetic to the satisfaction of parents (i.e. customers).

Sadly, these elite schools teach young minds-of-mush to love America instead of pointing out how evil its history really is. Furthermore, the racist elites may even allow the kids to “pray” to false Gods instead of Comrade Obama the Magnificent!

Love,

Karl Marx

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Government Pensions

Dear Comrades,

The gov't knows how to manage pensions just fine. The only pension the gov't can't manage is the one no one in the gov't is dependent upon............that's right.....it's Social Security.

Merge all gov't pensions into Social Security and, like magic, it will soon be fixed.

Hahahahaha...good luck with this "change".

Now, Comrade Obama and his stooges will not participate in the Socialist/Marxist Democrat healthcare plan....that's right...they will be covered by a different plan.......hahahahahahaha....just like their pensions.

You, my children, will particpate and pay ...... if you refuse you will go to jail.............hahahahahahaha.....the People will finally answer to us......the goverment.

We will care for you as we are men-of-honor, not lying, deceitful, greedy, men for sale to the highest bidder.............hahahahahaha.

Love,

Karl Marx

Monday, March 1, 2010

Sotomayor's a Wise Latina Member of LaRaza

Dear Comrades,

Comrade Obama nominated the wise Latina Sotomayor for our Supreme Court. Thank God, liberal GOP men-of-honor, like Lyndsey Graham, voted for her. It's about time that America got a Supreme Court Justice with the courage to decide cases based on what she "feels" is best for Society, not based on fairness and equality with a solemn dedicaton to protecting the rights and liberties of Citizens. The writers of our Constitution never met a wise Latina or were members of LaRaza and so could not anticipate this need.

Much is made about Sotomayor's decision to deny Frank Ricci, a Connecticut firefighter his promotion. After all, it wouldn't be "fair" for a such a fireman to be promoted over a Black Man, just because he scored higher on the White Man's test, right? Of course not.

Finally we have a Justice that can't get the right answer until she knows your race, color, and creed.

I don't know why the White Man insists that fire Chiefs understand chemisty and engineering anyway. Who cares what chemicals are stored in the burning factory? If anything explodes or poison gasses are released, we'll just blame .....you guessed it....The White Man. And what if a floor collapses because the Chief didn't realize a critical support beam was burning? So what?

Love,

Karl Marx

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Forced Labor

Dear Comrades,

The working man needs government help to survive. He cannot afford many of the necessities of life, like healthcare. You see the average American pays so much in taxes (federal/state/local/ income + property taxes + sales taxes + tolls + gasoline taxes + tobacco taxes..............) that without govt help, it's curtains. After all he/she MUST work until about June of this year 100% for Uncle Sam. If he doesn't turn over almost half of everything he earns...............HE GOES TO JAIL!

This is how it should be as there are many who need help and the only way to save them is to take from you what you toiled to make.

Ironically, those most likely to vote for us, the Socialist/Marxist Democrats, pay no taxes..............hahahahahahaha.

Who's the Slave and who's the Master now?

The gov't is good and will care for you.............now you may resume sucking your thumbs and go to sleep my children.........soon we will be the majority.

Love,

Karl Marx

Friday, February 26, 2010

Healthcare is a Right!

Dear Comrades,

As Comrade Obama has stated, healthcare is a "right". It's a right just like the air you breathe. The goverment's role is to protect your rights and you. My Commissar of Rights is preparing a list of more "rights" all men must be given by the goverment. The "right" to a home, the right to a car, the right to a home computer, the right to a cell phone, the right to......well you get it.

Now, the government is good and will never fall into the hands of greedy, selfish, sleezy, liars whose vote is for sale to the highest bidder. You can trust to gov't to care for you. So, vote for Change and your wishes will all come true.

We need the power to love you and care for you.

Vote Socialist/Marxist Democrat and you will get the Change you deserve.

Remember, the gov't is good...........the gov't is good..........the gov't is good..........now go back to sleep my children.......zzzzzzzzzzz

Love,

Karl Marx

Friday, January 29, 2010

Dear Comrades,

Government is great.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Love,
Karl Marx